THMTM: Explanation Prologue: Part Timmy

Our story starts in Dimmsdale, California, a fictional town in the Fairly OddParents Universe. The parents of Timmy Turner, the main character of the Fairly OddParents, decided to fake leaving and Timmy was not fine when they “left”. Earlier that day, Mrs. Turner had given the option of leaving Timmy with a babysitter, which she got the name of from a flier. Mr. Turner did not want to do this. When Timmy’s parents “left”, Timmy picked up the flier and called the number of the babysitter who was named, “Vicky. Mr. Turner tried to stop Timmy, but Mrs. Turner stopped Mr. Turner from doing so. Shortly after the call, Vicky came to the Turner house. When she arrived, she promised that she would compress all of the videos that the Turners had taken of Timmy through his life, which Vicky did shortly after. She also told Mr. and Mrs. Turner to leave Timmy with Vicky. When Mr. and Mrs. Turner left, Vicky turned out to be an evil babysitter. For the next year, Vicky convinced the Turners that she was a good babysitter while making Timmy do all of his chores plus more demands from Vicky. One night, Mr. and Mrs. Turner were going out to the movies. As they did every time they went out, they left Timmy with Vicky. However, this night was different. Vicky sent Timmy to his room. Timmy used a Magic 9 Ball (parody of the Magic 8 Ball) to find out what movie his parents went to, which was “Titanic: Director’s Cut”. In his anger at the idea that his parents would be gone for a long time, Timmy Turner through the Magic 9 Ball. The Magic 9 Ball opened and two fairies named, “Cosmo”, who has green eyes and hair, and “Wanda”, who has pink eyes and hair, came out and greeted Timmy Turner, saying that they were his fairy godparents, fairies that are assigned to miserable children to grant their wishes. They also told Timmy that there are rules called, “Da Rules”. One of the most important was that Timmy could not tell anyone about them or they would go away forever. Soon, Vicky barged into the room. Panicked, Cosmo and Wanda turned into goldfish form, the only known form that is not the in the color of the two fairies eyes/hair. Timmy claimed that they were his goldfish. Throughout the rest of the night, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda tortured Vicky. Over the next year, Timmy met several magical figures, such as Jorgen Von Strangle, a large, muscular, fairy who is part-time drill instructor at the Fairy Academy, the place where fairies go to learn how to be fairy godparents. The Fairy Academy is in a place called, “Fairy World”, which is the home of all fairies and a few other magical creatures. A human that Timmy would meet a few months after getting his fairies was his fifth grade teacher, Mr. Denzel Crocker. Mr. Crocker is obsessed with revealing that fairies existed. Timmy, having fairies, was at risk of losing his fairies as Da Rules states that no one can reveal that Timmy has fairy godparents or they will go away forever. Mr. Crocker found out that Timmy had fairies when Timmy brought a small dinosaur to school. Ever since, Mr. Crocker has been obsessed with revealing that Timmy has fairies. He also wants to capture Timmy’s fairies to become the ultimate ruler of the world, using the powers of the fairies. It should also be noted that Mr. Crocker loves to torture his students and give them, especially Timmy, “F”s, which he has on in Red on a sheet of paper. Several months later, on the infamous date of March 15, Mr. Crocker is at his meanest. Timmy, wanting to find out why March 15 was a bad day for Mr. Crocker, followed Mr. Crocker home. Timmy found out that there was a time in Mr. Crocker’s life where he was happy. Timmy wishes for a Time Scooter, which he used twice before. The first time was to go back in time to make sure that his father never received an award, which he burned with his heat vision, which he wished for earlier that day. After finding out that life was worse without the trophy, he went back to fix what he did wrong by pretending to be his dad. The second time was to fix the timeline which he ruined by wishing the founding fathers (Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson) were in modern-day for a report he was doing. Unfortunately, the founding fathers were out of their time too long, so Timmy used his Time Scooter to bring them back to their time. Back to the present story, Timmy then rode his time scooter ten years in the past, where he found out that Mr. Crocker still intends to find fairies, so Timmy goes back ten more years. Mr. Crocker is now in College. He is having a presentation to prove that fairies are real. Meanwhile, Mr. Turner, who left school when he was in elementary school, is now working as a janitor at the college. He sees Miss Vladislapov (Future Mrs. Turner) who is a student, who is attending the presentation. She is not alone. She is with Mr. Sheldon Dinkleberg, Mr. Turner’s rival since early childhood. Mr. Crocker’s presentation fails and the military people who were in the audience give their money to Mr. Dinkleberg who was wearing parachute pants. Because Mr. Dinkleberg became rich, he dumped Miss Vladislapov on the spot and she started to cry. Mr. Turner used the opportunity to get Miss Vladislapov. When the two met, they fell in love. Back with Mr. Crocker, he states that this is the second worse day of his life. Timmy realizes that there is an even worse day in Mr. Crocker’s life. In an attempt to find out what the worst day of Mr. Crocker’s life is; Timmy goes back in time to when Mr. Crocker was 10 years old. Using a DNA tracking device that is tracking Mr. Crocker, he finds Mr. Crocker is at Dimmsdale Elementary School. He finds that Miss Vladislapov is still dating Mr. Dinkleberg and that Mr. Turner still hates Mr. Dinkleberg. He also finds out that Mr. Crocker is very popular. Mr. Turner watching Miss Vladislapov and Mr. Dinkleberg, skates by them. Timmy says, “Dad”, which distracts Mr. Turner and he is about to be hit by a truck. Mr. Crocker saves him. A news reporter interviews Mr. Crocker and says that since Mr. Crocker is such a good kid, they are going to dedicate the entire next day to him, which is March 15. Timmy realizing that March 15 is the infamous date, Timmy follows Mr. Crocker to see how the day could have gone so badly. Mr. Crocker tells his mother the news and she tells him that she is busy and that “Vic”, who might be related to Vicky, will babysit him. Vic tells Mr. Crocker to go to his room. Timmy and his fairies go to his window. Timmy sees a pink parrot and a green parrot and Timmy realizes that Mr. Crocker has fairy godparents. The parrots poof into their fairy form revealing that they are Cosmo and Wanda with a 1970s look. Angry, Timmy grabs his fairies and they go to the front yard. Timmy asks his fairies why they are Mr. Crocker’s fairies. Cosmo and Wanda say that they do not remember. Timmy does not understand why Mr. Crocker has fairies. Wanda says that all she remembers is that March 15, 1972 is the worst day ever. Timmy realizes that Mr. Crocker must have done something to lose his fairies. The next day, Timmy follows Mr. Crocker to City Hall where Mr. Crocker will be giving a speech. People have gathered to see Mr. Crocker. Mr. Crocker wishes for a speech, which he is given, and then 70s Wanda goes to get some granola to celebrate Mr. Crocker’s achievements. Before she leaves, she tells 70s Cosmo to not do anything stupid. 70s Cosmo poofs up a jack-in-the-box to distract him from doing stupid things. As Crocker finishes his speech, he says that he wants a pony. 70's Cosmo flies onto his head and says into the microphone "Who needs a pony when you can have...", but Timmy jumps onto the stage and knocks Crocker and 70's Cosmo off of it moments before the secret is spilled. Wanda kills the power nearby, and the microphones are turned off. Crocker questions Timmy angrily how and why he keeps finding him, and Timmy tells him he found him with the DNA Tracker. Crocker grabs the device and finds it astounding, while Timmy explains to Crocker that he is from the future and is trying to stop Crocker from losing his fairy godparents. Just as Timmy says "fairy godparents" though, present Cosmo poofs near the power controls and turns the microphones back on. Fairy Godparents echoes on the loudspeakers, and 70s Cosmo says to all the people "that is absurd, if I was a fairy I'd look like this!" and poofs into his fairy form in front of all the people, with a large "I'm a fairy godparent" sign display above him to boot. The people gasp and mutter among themselves, aware now that fairies exist. Crocker screams at Timmy if he knew what he just did, who cries and tells Crocker he was only trying to prevent it. The ground begins to shake and the sky turns purple, with a large swirling cloud appearing above City Hall. Jorgen Von Strangle's voice thunders in and tells Denzel Crocker that he has revealed his secret, as a large book of Da Rules falls from the clouds and opens up in front of Crocker. He hollers that it was a mistake, and turns to notice Timmy and his fairies poofing away. Crocker yells that the other kid has fairies too, but nobody listens. Several fairies dressed like agents, along with a 70s version of Jorgen Von Strangle, appear from the sky, and wipe everyone's minds using a memory wiper. 70s Cosmo grabs one of the devices, wondering what it does, and ends up wiping his and 70s Wanda's memories. Crocker grabs a piece of 70s Cosmo's hair and puts it into the DNA Tracker he had taken from Timmy earlier, allowing him to track Cosmo, and writes "FAIRY GODPARENTS EXIST!" on the back of the tracker. 70s Jorgen then wipes Crocker's memories, but Crocker manages to resist, so the effect must be done multiple times, causing Crocker to get a hunched back, lose most of his hair, and messes up his teeth. Then, the 70s Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen, along with the other fairy agents and the giant rulebook, ascend back into the sky and everything flashes back to normal. The crowd, returning to its senses, ponders what they are doing at City Hall. They notice all the Denzel Crocker signs, and because they are not celebrating after all, they must be an angry mob after Crocker. The crowd grabs pitchforks and torches, and then chases Crocker off the scene. Timmy appears from behind the bushes with Cosmo and Wanda, and quips that his plan did not work out the way he had hoped, so he must go back to March 14 to stop everything. Before Timmy can even take a few steps however, a giant wand lands hard in front of him and stops Timmy and his fairies from going anywhere. Jorgen Von Strangle and his 1970s counterpart had discussed Timmy's meddling in that era of Crocker's childhood, and have banned him from ever returning to the month of March in 1972, however 1970s Jorgen states to Timmy that he may return to any other month of 1972. Crocker narrowly avoids the angry mob by hiding in a bush, and then notices the words he scribbled onto the DNA Tracker, "Fairy Godparents Exist!". Crocker screams his first "FAIRIES!". Either before or after this story, Timmy meets another major villain or shall I say villains. It is Friday the 13th and the Turners are going to Adrenaland, a body part theme park. Cosmo and Wanda say that Timmy should be cautious because it is Friday the 13th. Timmy does not believe that anything bad happens on Friday the 13th. When they get to the park, they are walking in the parking lot and Cosmo and Wanda, who are in balloon form make Timmy avoid a crack in the ground. Cosmo reminds Timmy of the saying, “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Wanda tells Timmy that there are creatures called, “Anti-Fairies”. The creatures bring bad luck on Friday the 13th. Timmy does not believe her and steps on a crack. Mrs. Turner’s back instantly cracks. Timmy reaches the entrance booth the park and sees that all the rides are still open, but when a black cat quickly crosses his path, the Spleen Puncher is immediately closed. Timmy stamps his foot on a crack in frustration, causing his mother to break her back again. However, when Timmy goes to various other rides: The Bowel Buster, the Kidney Twister, and the Heart Racer, they all break down before he can even get onto the ride due to him doing something that causes bad luck. Timmy then bumps into a man dressed in a saltshaker costume, and a single grain of a salt spills out onto the ground, causing the entire amusement park to start falling apart. Fed up with bad luck, Timmy wants to know where the anti-Fairies are, but he cannot see any. Cosmo and Wanda poof him up a pair of Anti-Fairy Goggles. Timmy puts the goggles on, and sees blue and black fairy-like creatures causing trouble all over the park. Timmy confronts one of the Anti-Fairies, but it poofs away quickly. Timmy tells Cosmo and Wanda that he wants to talk to the Anti-Fairies, and they poof up a door to Fairy World. Timmy arrives at a wall that, according to Wanda, separates Fairy World and Anti-Fairy World. Here, the Anti-Fairies are being held captive. Jorgen is the guard. He asks Jorgen why some Anti-Fairies have escaped and he replies, "Not my shift". Timmy asks to talk to the Anti-Fairies, but Jorgen refuses to grant him entry, so Timmy wishes that all the Anti-Fairies were outside. Cosmo then quickly grants the wish before anyone can stop him, and a swarm of Anti-Fairies flood into Fairy World, having broken free. Timmy attempts to confront the Anti-Fairies, but none of them are stopping. Timmy asks why they will not stop. An Anti-Fairy that looks a little like Cosmo with a bowler hat instead of a crown, answers Timmy’s question by saying, “Why should we, Timothy?” in an English accent. Timmy thinking that it is Cosmo, lifts his glasses to see that nothing is there. The Anti-Fairy corrects Timmy by saying that he is the Anti-Fairy Cosmo, “Anti-Cosmo”. Anti-Cosmo poofs up some tea and says that he is not an idiot in any way. Another Anti-Fairy appears. She looks like Wanda. She introduces herself as “Anti-Wanda”. She says that she is incredibly stupid and eats with her feet. She poofs up a sandwich and starts eating it with her feet. Anti-Cosmo explains that they have been trapped behind the barrio for centuries and that they knew that one Friday the 13th, a stupid child would have his fairy poof them free. He says that Timmy is their hero, their big, stupid hero. He then poofs up a dunce hat and a medal on Timmy. A camera operator Anti-Fairy appears and takes their picture. A lightbulb is left behind when the Anti-Fairy leaves and Anti-Wanda starts to eat the lightbulb. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda leave. Timmy says that this is bad. Wanda says that as long as the Anti-Fairies remain in Fairy World everything should be fine. Meanwhile, in Adrenaland, Mr. Turner thinks the door to Fairy World is a door to a bathroom and opens it. Anti-Fairies flood out. After the Anti-Fairies cause trouble around the globe, Timmy goes to a desert and starts to make bad luck happen which causes the Anti-Fairies to go to the desert. Cosmo and Wanda open a door to Fairy World. There, Jorgen sends them all back into the door. In another adventure, Cosmo’s Fagiggly Gland, the organ that allows fairies to transform into any shape, is acting up and the only way to fix it is to get a transplant with either a sibling or Cosmo’s Anti-Fairy counterpart. Since, According to Wanda, Cosmo has no siblings (This was later proven false.), he must get a transplant from Anti-Cosmo. Timmy and his fairies head over to the Fairy Prison, which has replaced the wall as the Anti-Fairies Captivity. Jorgen shows Timmy and his fairies around. Timmy asks if Anti-Cosmo could be released from prison. Jorgen says that he will never release Anti-Cosmo. After several attempts to get Anti-Cosmo out, they succeed and the transplant occurs. Anti-Cosmo then escapes before Timmy and his fairies can send him back to prison. In another adventure, Cosmo and Wanda are obsessing over babies. Timmy asks why they cannot just have a baby. Cosmo explains that he was the last fairy baby born and that he was so bad that they banned fairies from having babies, which is why they have godchildren. Wanda adds that they live forever anyway, so they do not need offspring. Timmy asks why he cannot just wish for them to have a baby. The three get poofed to Jorgen, who then tells Timmy that it is against the rules. He realizes that he never actually put it in the rules, so Timmy wishes that they would have a baby. Shortly after, Timmy returns from school to find that Cosmo is the one who is pregnant, which confuses Timmy, who knows that females are the ones who get pregnant in his species. Many antics occur including: Cosmo having cravings and puking, a baby shower in Timmy’s bathroom, Timmy accidentally wishing Cosmo would get lost, trying to find Cosmo, but instead getting the Anti-Fairies and another evil species called the “Pixies” involved, which is bad because if a fairy baby is raised by an Anti-Fairy or Pixie, they would become evil, finding Cosmo in the woods, Timmy wishing the new baby out of Cosmo, avoiding the Anti-Fairies, Pixies, and Jorgen, who wants to train the baby for good, accidentally getting the baby captured by Anti-Cosmo and the Head Pixie, who is the leader of the pixies, having the baby nearly destroy the universe, going through a convoluted plan to stop the Anti-Fairies and Pixies and get the baby to fart, which restarts the universe, and nearly getting the baby taken by Jorgen. In the end, Cosmo and Wanda get a purple haired, purple eyed, baby boy, who they name “Poof” because it is the only word he can say. It should be noted that Poof looks like a ball. In another adventure, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Timmy are getting diapers for Poof and Cosmo. Poof, being the latest fairy born and the last one born in over 10,000 years, is getting a bunch of press. In Anti-Cosmo’s Castle, Anti-Cosmo is angry that Poof is getting the press and that the Anti-Fairies have invented many bad things like paper cuts, mad cow disease, spiders, and pink eye. He is also angry that there is no Anti-Poof. All day, Anti-Wanda has been eating a bunch of strange things. Anti-Wanda’s mouth shoots butterflies on Anti-Cosmo. Anti-Cosmo calls it, “Anti-Fairy Barf”. Anti-Cosmo realizes that Anti-Wanda is pregnant. Anti-Wanda then grows massive and says that she is so happy that she could explode. She does and a bunch of gas goes through Anti-Fairy World and makes it all the way to Fairy World. Wanda says that her motherly instincts tell her that there is a disturbance in the Fairy Force. Back in Anti-Fairy World, the smoke has cleared and Anti-Cosmo shakes Anti-Wanda, who is back to normal, asking where the baby is. Anti-Wanda says that he is at the organ. They look at the organ and the remaining gas clears revealing a cubed figure. It turns around and the baby appears. The baby is fluent in the English language, which is different to his counterpart who can only say a few words. The baby’s first words are “Hello Clarice. I mean mother.” He says the line in a New English accent. Anti-Wanda hugs the baby. Anti-Wanda says that she wants to call the baby, “Gator”. However, the baby says that he wants to be called, “The Dark Harbinger of the Doom Time”. He then realizes that the name would never fit on a birthday cake. Anti-Cosmo tells Anti-Wanda and the baby that since the baby is the opposite of Poof, he will be called, “Foop”. Foop poofs up a bottle and asks his father if Anti-Cosmo could tell him more about this “Poof” character. Anti-Cosmo explains that Poof is Foop’s fairy counterpart and that Poof is the last baby born in over 10,000 years. Foop then decides that Foop’s goal is to destroy Poof. He poofs up a space vehicle and says that he will destroy Poof. Anti-Cosmo says that if they are going to destroy anything it will be as a family. Foops zaps Anti-Cosmo with his bottle. He then asks his mother what the closest source of magic is. Anti-Wanda is about to answer when Anti-Cosmo tries to stop her. He is zapped again and Anti-Wanda tells him the Big Anti-Wand, which powers all of Anti-Fairy World and the Anti-Fairies themselves. It is the opposite of the Big Wand, which powers the Fairies and Anti-Fairy World. Foop then goes there and takes some of the magic and uses his bottle to make Anti-Fairy World a parody of Care Bears, which they call, “Care Fairies”. Foop then makes Fairy World, black and white, destroys a fast food chain, and puts a plague of all of the things that Anti-Fairies have invented on Earth. Eventually, Poof faces Foop and beats him by making him fall asleep. Since making Poof cry makes bad things happen, Timmy theorizes that it would be the opposite of Foop. Poof then removes Foop’s bottle, which makes Foop cry, which causes everything to go back to normal. In another adventure, Timmy is jealous of all of the pet owners in Dimmsdale. Therefore, he decides to get a pet. However, since he has a bad record with pets, he has been banned from every pet store in Dimmsdale. Timmy decides to go to a Fairy Pet Store. Jorgen, who is filling in for his niece, tells Timmy about the animals. Timmy finds a fairy dog named, “Sparky”. Jorgen warns Timmy that all of his owners have returned him because he is so terrible. At the end of the adventure, Timmy cannot take Sparky anymore and sends Sparky away. However, after watching a video made by Sparky and having Sparky save Timmy’s life after a dam flood, Timmy changes his mind and decides to keep Sparky. Since Sparky was introduced he has caused a lot of problems and/or been the one to fix it. There is another thing that you need to know. Before Poof was born, Timmy noticed that his parents lives were terrible, so he wished that his parents were superheroes named, "Mighty Mom" and "Dyno Dad", In the end, Timmy realized that his parents were spending less time with him than before, so he planned to wish the powers gone. However, because the two are more powerful than fairies, their magic does not work and the parents would have to be willing to give up their powers. Timmy then wishes that he is a powerful villain and threatens to hurt Timmy if they do not give up their power. The two agree and lose their powers.